Awful at Cornhole, but GREAT on the Pitch

Only slightly intense

It's a consensus that Zach is one of B-REP Nation's weakest competitors with the heavy beanbags and scoring 3-pointers in our tailgate games of cornhole, but he's evidently scoring in abundance for West Paterson's high school team.

This kid's carrying the Hornets on his back to a 4-0 start and No. 16 ranking the The Record's Top 20.

We have not seen that kind of prowess since Basil's well-publicized run through the 7-year-old travel soccer season, B-REP's 5-for-5 with 6 beers downed in the Somerville B League adult softball, and Eric's Guinness Book record for most consecutive rollercoaster rides without throwing up after eating a tray of his jelly meatballs.

All I want to see now for a well-rounded lifestyle from Zach are some straight A's and showing up for Grilling 101 to erase that "incomplete."

Well done, Zach!